Forum Game - Roast me

@KOcheckmate

Well, you're just bad at this game, it ls' just in your name.You get checkmated and knocked out (K.O) in every game.

Look at your pathetic bullet rating, thats' just the number of times a girl has rejected you.

You say you use your brain, but your ratings and games don't show the same.Which makes me wonder if you really have one.Probably not, cause your puzzle streak score is the number of times you banged your head on a door.

You say you're a "checkmater".Nah you just put checkmate in your name cause you can't put it anywhere else on the board.

Your games don't need an arbiter cause they're just so bad.

I hope it was all in good fun and that no offence is taken.
I'm sorry if it was too offensive.I shall delete it if you want me to.

In all honesty, it's probably a bad idea to ask people to insult you on the internet. Why? Because people have different concepts of what is acceptable, and what is too far. It's especially an issue at your age, when you shouldn't be exposed to some insults.

For example, I went through I phase a few years ago when my go-to insults were taken from Guns n Roses songs. For reference, the first stanza of "My Michelle":

-Your daddy works in porno
-Now that mommy's not around
-She used to love her heroin
-But now she's underground
-So you stay out late at night
-And you do your dope for free
-Drivin' your friends crazy
-With your life's insanity

[Fun fact: that's supposedly an accurate description of the person about whom the song was written. Axl Rose proves once again that he is a (insert your favorite pejorative here).]

With that in mind, I could have posted something like the first four lines of the above excerpt, which technically does not violate any of the conditions provided in the first post, without context. If I had done so, I doubt people would just laugh it off.

im ur dad

@KOcheckmate, you are madly in love with chess.com

BTW, #41, I don't think you can headbang a door.

@KOcheckmate Are You Sure? Is This Legal?

U r roasted fun to eat you 🤣

Roast me games often devolve into some internet psycho having a field day. I think these are a bad idea.

#46, ah, yes.My bad.I kinda meant to say bang your head on door.Pardon the poor vocabulary.