When entering a dark room, it is advisable to switch an electric light on.
wow, hows this
when going to sleep, it's good idea to close eyes
when going to sleep, it's good idea to close eyes
Well said, sirrah...
when not sleeping open your eyes very hard to know that
Thank you for all your sensible input guys.
From "clousems life tips":
1: Pudding can be used to blind an adversary in combat situations
2: Never attack anyone who is wielding pudding
3: Bendy straws show the world that you are dignified
4: Never eat anything that is still alive in public
5: You can use the pointy part of a hammer as a fork. But you probably shouldn't
6: Eating is all about showing your food who is superior. DO NOT LET YOUR DINNER EAT YOU!
7: The acronym BED is helpful to remember the arrangement of one's place at a dinner. From left to right: Bread, Entree, Drink
8: The BED thing goes out the window as soon as pudding is introduced. You don't want to P your BED
9: It is considered impolite to light fire to your host or his napkins at a dinner party.
10: Never eat dinner at the house of a vegan friend, lest you be guilt tripped into eating quinoa
1: Pudding can be used to blind an adversary in combat situations
2: Never attack anyone who is wielding pudding
3: Bendy straws show the world that you are dignified
4: Never eat anything that is still alive in public
5: You can use the pointy part of a hammer as a fork. But you probably shouldn't
6: Eating is all about showing your food who is superior. DO NOT LET YOUR DINNER EAT YOU!
7: The acronym BED is helpful to remember the arrangement of one's place at a dinner. From left to right: Bread, Entree, Drink
8: The BED thing goes out the window as soon as pudding is introduced. You don't want to P your BED
9: It is considered impolite to light fire to your host or his napkins at a dinner party.
10: Never eat dinner at the house of a vegan friend, lest you be guilt tripped into eating quinoa
- I don't eat pudding, but I'm wary of people holding cakes or any kind of food, I'm always in a white shirt or leather jackets and I hate crumbs.
- I never eat in public outside of my family. even if I'm invited, I find a way to politely decline anything that isn't water.
- having recently caught botulism, (I have been cured for 20 days, but I have not eaten canned goods since)
I conclude that the canned olives tried to murder me
- I can't stand the smell of cigarettes and I will never smoke, (feeling like vomiting and dizziness). but none of my friends know, and as my friends are all older than me (mostly between 18-22 years old) I don't want to offend them because many are smokers.
- I sleep little and well, but I sometimes sleep almost sitting up, because I sometimes get headaches when my head is on the pillow
- I never eat in public outside of my family. even if I'm invited, I find a way to politely decline anything that isn't water.
- having recently caught botulism, (I have been cured for 20 days, but I have not eaten canned goods since)
I conclude that the canned olives tried to murder me
- I can't stand the smell of cigarettes and I will never smoke, (feeling like vomiting and dizziness). but none of my friends know, and as my friends are all older than me (mostly between 18-22 years old) I don't want to offend them because many are smokers.
- I sleep little and well, but I sometimes sleep almost sitting up, because I sometimes get headaches when my head is on the pillow
Don’t eat the yellow snow (Frank Zappa)
@HiramHolliday said in #1:
> When entering a dark room, it is advisable to switch an electric light on.
Bro's speaking fax
> When entering a dark room, it is advisable to switch an electric light on.
Bro's speaking fax
Don't listen to sage advice.
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