Jokes and riddles

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Joke:
First person: Knock, knock
Second person: Who's there?
First person: Ice cream!
Second person: Ice cream who?
First person: I scream every time I see a ghost!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Please leave a laugh if you find this funny.

wife ///// had your lunch

husband //// had your lunch

wife //// i am asking you

husband //// i am asking you

wife /// lets go shopping

husband /// yes i had my lunch

If *Emily* have 3 apples and 2 bananas, what is her dad of her grandpas name?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I didn't get the joke

Hahaha 🤣

What do you do when you see a big wave 🌊?
You wave 👋 back at it

What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake

Why isn't dark spelled with C?
Because you can't C in the dark!

A: Where is your house?
B: Somewhere
A: Where is somewhere?
B: near my neighbour house
A: where is your neighbour house
B: near my house
LOL